Don’t miss out on Clint Zeagler’s Lecture at Pecha Kucha on March 8 at Octane. Dali : Dolly :: Surrealism : Tacky. Are surrealism and tacky really the same thing? Why does one seem so fancy and the other seem so uneducated? Dolly and Dali will help us answer this question.
Heart Of Hearts
Def.
1.
This phrase is used by southerners to describe a deep down feeling that may be masked or covered up by emotional walls.
Sen.
Darling I know that on the outside I’m a tough rugged man, but when “I Will Always Love You†by Dolly Parton comes on the radio I feel it in my Heart Of Hearts.
FANCY
Def.
1.
Fancy means glamorous in a way that should be unobtainable.
Fancy is a term used by southerners in a state of shock at how wonderful an object or person is.
Sen.
OOOO-WEEE, that diamond ring sure is Fancy!
2.
Fancy is also a type of chicken, A Fancy Chicken is an heirloom chicken that also displays unusual glamor, as denoted in Exhibit A and B.
Exhibit A.
Exhibit B.
3.
Fancy is also the name of a character in a famous Reba McEntire song, see Exhibit C
Exhibit C.
Well Just Bless Your Little Heart
Def.
This phrase is used as a nice way to show pity and empathy, while also explaining disapproval. As if the heart needs a blessing to get through a bad situation. This phrase is used frequently when greeting an ugly or afflicted child, say a child covered in mud who is also stinky.
A senior southern might use the phrase to greet this child:
